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on December 30, 2017

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A Poem for Tigerlily (A Birthday Poem Slam!)

Apple, Ball & Ice

I've met two gals named "Apple", a guy named "Ice", and a girl named "Clifton". I work with a guy who calls himself "Ram". Here's how he explained it, "I need provide english name in first day of high school. I like computer class. Therefore, using RAM for my english name." That's right, it's RAM as in Random Access Memory! I've yet to run into a boy named Sue . Update...there's a "Ball" who works in my office.

A Christmas Poem

HOME FOR THE HOLIDAYS We're greeted at first By dads outdoor lights Then moms stockings and tree Such a beautiful sight! Raw eggs in our nog We drink without fear The eggnog won't kill us It brings Christmas cheer! Then there's Mom and Dad's gifts What's left to bring? They've been spoiled for years They have everything! They have grandkids, good health They have a beautiful home We walk this earth knowing We're never alone. Remembering loved ones Those who've passed on Hearts full of memories Remembrances fond. If I could pray for more still Dear God if you please Good health and good tidings And more days like these A Christmas prayer and a poem All this talk's getting old Now let's enjoy our meal Our food's getting cold!

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